What can you do in eight minutes and forty two second?

Brush my teeth, take a poop, have a quick shower.

Eat my cereal or maybe some oatmeal but not the steal cut kind.

pop into cumbies and grab a coffee with one shot of either chocolate or coconut syrup; depending on my mood, add 5 sugars and a lot of cream but keep the engine on or i will be late to work.

stop at the dispensary and hope there is no line but if i order online i can just make it.

100 maybe 200 situps if i actually did sit ups, i prefer the hula hoop it burns more calories and is way more fun.

quick trip to the ladies room before classes, not because i have to go but i just need to get away from the dam kids.

write two poems, not necessarily profound but meaningful just the same.