Welcome to the poor house can i pour you a cup of coffee or maybe a baby

Welcome to the poor house who will play the dad and who will play the lady

Welcome to the poor house the master is away but the wardens always stay

Welcome to the poor house mommy holds the power and daddy wants the purse.

Welcome to the poor house get on the roller coaster who will hold the bags

not me

not me

not me

mom will volunteer with a smile

and go out punching

Welcome to the poor house

The house i made for you

The roof falling down on your head

the food triggering the smoke alarm

and the bulk in the basement

Welcome to the poor house

We have lots of money

but no love for you

unless you

are welcomed by a house poor.